Um... you know... Why don’t they say north of Egypt then? TWAT!

Egypt, Greece and France have sent military planes and ships to search an area south of the island of Karpathos but no wreckage has yet been found.

Egyptian airspace? You sure? Check again.

I’ll give you an implant Biyatch!!!

I backed this project on Kickstarter. I got the Oculus Rift development kit and then a couple of years later, I get a message from the project owners that they will be sending all the backers the final version for free.

Apple Time capsule with a 500mbps down and 50 mbps up internet connection.

It’s a side dish you twit! :D

And I’m getting one for free because I’m a Kickstarter backer!

Brilliant thanks!

Have to add this from my childhood. Used to fly in it from Beirut to Amman.

The singer is called Aurora Aksnes. Weird name yes but she’s from Norway.

There. Fixed it for you:

I’m sorry but you sound cool as fuck!

HAHAHAHHA! You funny guy you!

Funny. It doesn’t mention ISIS. Propaganda much?

What if it was just hanging by a thread under water to a heavier bit of the plane and then the sea movements loosened it so it rose to the surface and floated away?

More like a faulty vacuum cleaner.

I would SO do her!