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It's really Steve Wozniak! I can't help grinning like an idiot :D

I told them it was right after the big bang.

I pay with my Schlong!

It's name means the troll's tongue. As if it's not scary enough.

Hear Hear! Well said!

I guess not many here can claim to have been in an S92 hundreds of times. It's my ride to and from work at the North Sea oil platforms.

lol

I like my hands too but I wouldn't go as far as calling either of them "my significant other"

Say hello to my little friend. He's a Bichon Frisé and Toy poodle mix we call Shiny.

His name's Gizmo!!! :D

Speak for yourself!

And it's going to be free!!!!

I'm the guy on the very top

I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic here

That's not a wind turbine. THIS is a wind turbine! It produces a whole Megawatt more power,

I want to see this bad boy in action!

Unicorn crap!!!!!

Well this article was as shitty as an article can get ;)