Maybe Emery can find a creative 10 somewhere, preferably with experience playing in the Premier League and winning a major international tournament.

Not exactly related because no one with a sentient brain thinks Arsenal has a chance at the title next decade this year, but they once again just lost an away match to a qualitatively weaker side in the North of the England.

Now, now. Let’s wait until we have all the facts. Which proves to be difficult, because he keeps generating new facts. 

I'm beginning to think he might be a bad person.

“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

...and that man grew up to be former Ohio Governor and 2nd tier 2016 presidential candidate John Kasich.

I always think its the Clippers 

I still forget almost weekly that something call the LA Chargers exist. I see LAC in my pick em league and it never fails to confuse me for a second before I finally realize what team that is. 

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Those kids were compliant, so it was fine.

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

Excuse me.

I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Detroit instead of Fort Wayne for the Pistons.

Reports: No NBA Team Has An “F” In Its Name

But what if they did?....

Wot about the fucking Funder, you wanker?

Listen, we had our chance to contract the Twins back around 2002. All they’ve done since is go 2-19 in the Playoffs- almost entirely against the Yankees.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

“Philosophers have been dealing with the problems posed by vagueness since at least the 4th Century BC, because the problems that vagueness causes aren’t limited to the NFL’s struggle with the catch rule. Vagueness also has important implications for metaphysics, the philosophy of language, and our understanding of…

Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.