What I find amusing is that they’re even incompetent in being carpet baggers! If you want clicks there has never been a better time to be blogging about politics. An historical election is coming up in a year and they choose to ditch Splinter of all things?  

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

This is going to be the next great case study in how NOT to run a company that you just bought

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Senator McConnell, your thoughts on ‘the dignity of the office?’

I came here looking for a summary of last night's games, but instead what I found was a unique and compelling voice that is interested in many topics not just the standard fluff. I think I will be coming back to this site for years to come, as long as there are no idiotic draconian policy changes designed solely to…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Not saying he was up to snuff under Wenger but Xhaka was given ample amounts of minutes while he was managing the squad. Torreira, while lacking Xhaka’s passing range is quicker on the ball, a better defender, and a superior athlete. I feel that his presence would compliment Guendouzi’s play and allow him to roam…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are…

Triggered!

Oh, that Alge. He was always such a fungi.

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

What we’re here to discuss now is how NYCFC have fallen in the conference semifinals four years running, and their particularly bad record at home.

You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

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