Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

A 4-4 tie, with four safeties on muffed snaps that the quarterback just covers up.

The Denver Broncos are one of three 0-4 NFL teams (assuming no tie, there should be one more after Bengals-Steelers tonight)

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Exactly, talk to me when the baby has played call of duty until 8 am

Oh, Boo-hoo, Joaquin. Maybe you should have thought about that before becoming a twin.

Unfortunately, people in Portland don’t get to just forget about politics, because their city is the constant site of battles between armed white nationalists and those opposing them. Hardcore soccer fan groups have a very long and very storied history around the world of involving political battles in their fandom,…

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

I stand corrected: Geoff Cameron is still a shitbird, but he seems here like he’s not totally insane. It’s certainly true that he’s owned his beliefs in the past, so if he says this wasn’t him it probably wasn’t.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

You know where they don’t have 8-0 games Billy ? Time for you to get that Vela LAFC jersey and the Real Salt Lake scarf to go with your Red Bulls coffee mug. You know you wanna do it baby ! You know you do ! It’s only a matter of time before you’re sitting across from Kate Abdo discussing El Traffico or the MLS Cup.…

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.

I don’t want to re-post my own comment but it’s so laughably easy to name 10 QBs anyone would rather have than Cousins I can’t believe you didn’t go with top-15 (which still could be wrong) just to avoid the embarrassment.

— only you never wanted any Farewell Tour.

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.