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The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

But why would Dolphins fans be burning Charlotte Hornets jackets?

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Maybe, and stick with me here, sometimes candidates lose because of their flaws and not because of people impolitely pointing out their flaws.

I like how Albert literally quotes an argument just like this from an actual commenter on another article and you refer to this as a “strawman argument.”

I would argue that the dibs system itself is entirely a dick move.  You are basically claiming a piece of public property.  If Chicago wasn’t so corrupt they would have city workers that clear these spots but instead they pocket any money they can and allow people to dibs public property.

to be fair, “Jon Gruden knows how to game plan against the Chiefs. Hit them early and often! Hit them while they’re down! Break their spirit! Oh, wait. That’s not Gruden’s game plan, that’s Tyreek Hill’s Guide to Parenting” reads like a comment on this very website. All it needs is a subtle mention of being a lawyer.

Enjoy hell.

Schaftenfreude. 

It’s very simple. Politicians who aren’t senile pivot smoothly, they pivot once, and they pivot from the start. They “whatabout” it out of the gate; “that’s a great question, but what the real problem is...” and off they go. They literally answer a question that wasn’t asked as if they were answering the original…

in much the same way that the Packers/Bears season opener was exactly what the NFL deserved, the Biden-Trump debates are exactly what this country deserves

Stephen Miller can’t start his day until that first skull full of dumpster juice kicks in.

Harper has hit 31 homers so far this season. That was once an impressive accomplishment. Now it’s a middling amount of homers for a power hitter in this league.

Well I neighver 

Mr. Ped 

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

Hard pass on Video Games as Olympic sports. Seems real sketchy to make a copyrighted proprietary game an Olympic sport. Nobody owns any other Olympics sport. Nobody owns basketball, or archery, or track, or soccer. But someone sure as hell owns Street Fighter.