Steelers fans like him again now

how big is his penis tho

Or, maybe people say “we” in reference to the team being a representation of the area where they live? I would say that the majority of the people who use “we” are not doing so with the idea that they are apart of the team, like fucking Seahawks 12th man fans. So no, the worst fans are the ones who say “oh, you’re on…

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

Let’s start a reality show where awful conservative guys compete to marry Sarah Palin and then at the end we exile them all to an island forever.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

And if you want to stay that way, remember to vote so Andrew Scheer doesn’t win this October.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

honestly i find this inspiring that we can just give up on capitalization and apostrophes. its not really a commenting issue and im glad these big sports blogs also recognize that. 

VOTE RTUMP2020

I disagree with your assumption that historians will look back at this event.

Ha! They’ve got two brains! Whaddaya got to say now, Cards fan?

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

My Grandpa is a New Jersey redneck, which is my way of saying he has a New Jersey accent but is super racist.

Yeah, way to bury the lede, Lauren. What the fuck is Fistball?!?

Fistball?

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

This is fine. If there is one person who should be doing the most stressful demanding job in the world, it’s an elderly man who can’t talk for a few minutes without his eyeball exploding.