Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

> Nobody liked this call.

If corner kicks are meningitis, shootouts are AIDS. Everyone understands this. 

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,

hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

Yes, I recall the halcyon days of yesteryear when there were no weekly controversies in soccer based on disputed handballs and offsides calls.

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

Cops arrested a total of six women brought them in for questioning on Aug. 13, and transferred to in Qatar prison, a detention center known for its inhumane conditions, one day later—the fate of the other two women is still unknown.

“actually made some mild contact with his left arm.”

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

This feels like a weird definition of theft, but whatever.

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin. 

Typo. He meant corpse.

I think you’re underrating “Hawaiian Tebow.” Sneaky good burn there.

I’ll be honest, for a moment there, when Jeff Fisher’s name popped up, I had to stop for a second and thought to myself, “wait, Jeff Fisher *isn’t* still the coach of the Titans?”