Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. 

Stupid fuck was driving NYC at night with the lights off and a fucking arsenal of illegal guns in his car while smoking a joint that HE DIDN’T EVEN PUT OUT when the cops pulled him over.

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

The most embarrassing aspect of this is he was actually taking the League Cup seriously. It’s like getting a red card after the end of the indoor co-ed rec game.

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

That’s not sweat its spinal fluid leaking from his pores.

...pitch—er, field.

John Sterling Must Be Stopped

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I’m still angry that he’s being called “Old Man.” I understand that he’s relatively old compared to high level soccer players. And I understand that he somehow looks like Hank Hill’s father and son. And I understand that he looks like “Back to the Future 2 when they’re in 2015" version of Flea.

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

You’ve got Team MAGA, the Perpetual Victims, and the Cheap Shot Artists (TM).

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

We are not racist and for us the absence of black players is just an important tradition, emphasizing the identity of the school and nothing more. -Adolf Rupp

“Brazilian youngster Gabriel Jesus was the hero for Manchester City, scoring the winning penalty after Claudio Bravo came up big to save Giorgino Wijnadlum’s shot from the spot.”

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

On paper, you have to like the Pepe deal even if it doesn’t really address the Gunner’s true weakness at the back. But you also have to genuinely wonder why nobody in the Champions League, despite him being linked to everybody under the sun, snapped him up.

The baseball articles were about the game. Not about the players, not about any sort of pop culture. About the game.

Leitch era: Zero tarps