Marco Asensio’s Knee Is The Latest Casualty Of

I hope he beats this 

Oh, but adding netting so toddlers don’t die, that needs to be debated.

Stop.

From a company whose owners have aggressively pursued a homophobic agenda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A#Same-sex_marriage_controversy

I once was attempting to robo-trip with my college girlfriend - y’know drinking way too much robotussin so that we could fry balls (not recommended!) - and we ended up at a Fazolis. My spaghetti proceeded to mouth the words my girlfriend was speaking and I’ve never, ever come close to wanting to eat that again.

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

Who would have thought being punched repeatedly in the head could have negative consequences?

Such a freak occurrence, dying from massive brain damage in boxing. How does something like that happen? So strange.

This is like when Gary started in the office and asked me for some help:

“Cart Paths Only” is merely a suggestion.

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

More like the county UNfair am I right

Upside- if THIS cheater jumps into a river we can make lamb chops

thanks, that’s been fixed

I gotta say, it sure seems like all of Deadspin’s soccer writers dislike VAR (as a thing AND its application) even though, virtually 100 pct of the time, it proves its worth and gets things RIGHT.

Looks to me like VAR did exactly what it was supposed to on that call. You couldn’t tuck your arms in any further to try to avoid the handball than that defended did. Textbook ball to hand in my opinion, but I can see why the ref originally called a handball in a split second decision.

This is Boone’s managerial equivalent of The Homer, I think. Holy shit what a display. What a fountain of memes.

“Tighten it up right now, okay? Tighten [clap] this [clap] shit [clap] up.”