I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

I don’t know, but I feel he should be doing it behind closed doors. Think of the children. And their bats.

Really good article. I enjoy women’s soccer, I feel like the ball control and organizational style (instead of the long outlets, and more spread feel of the men’s game)

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

This is an amazing non-sequitur.

“Crusty, dry parts removed” - oh, so that’s where culinary standards start to matter?  You’re putting beef in marshmallows - I don’t think a little texture is going to interrupt your trip to FlavorTown.

And over on tumblr, someone tried it:

so many revenue streams created”

I would generally agree with you, but doing interviews on the 700 Club would seem to put a lot of patches on those sleeves.

This twitter thread from about a month ago was amazing for vintage “WTF” recipes.

I once accidentally red carded a kid in a youth soccer game. Grabbed the wrong card and knew my mistake as soon as I saw his eyes light up. I said my bad showed everyone the right card and we had a laugh. MLB umpires (Jim Joyce possibly excluded) have never once made a mistake so this couldn’t happen.

Nah, this was way more entertaining than adhering to baseball’s stupid, archaic unspoken ‘rules’.

Probably not the smartest move, but honestly, I’d like to see more acts of good sportsmanship like it.  Argue away Turner!

I didn’t see Compassionate Conservative on there

Hydra turns all of me into stone IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING

If you don’t have horny politicians imagining fucking you, are you even a real mythological beast? 

Bigfoot is awful low for a guy with his own series of erotica

“reasonable Boston sports fan” too unrealistic even for this list