Roman Torres has regressed a ton in the last year, so he probably isn’t their best player anymore.

I discovered so many good female comedians on @midnight. It sucks that the guy running it was an abusive dickhead.

I went to the US Open the last time it was at Shinnecock, and that little leprechaun fuck Jimmy Roberts almost ran me over with a golf cart, then yelled at me for it. Hate that guy.

He managed to get to Alex Fuckin Iwobi by the end though!

“They have a good team...some cool players.” - Billy’s analysis of like half the teams in the World Cup

Belgium will lose to Brazil in the quarters.

In soccer terms, no.

I’ve lived in Chicago for 6 years. I’ve never once needed a car. Between the bus and Uber/Lyft, there isn’t a need for one unless you have kids that you need to shuttle places.

You knew the rules.

Fair argument!

Ahem.

Get fucked!

Close enough. Get fucked!

Serena is the GOAT, and anyone who follows up with “of women’s tennis” can get fucked.

There’s a baby okapi at the San Diego Zoo that I have been obsessed with for the better part of a year. His name is Mosi and I love him.

Oh, don’t forget that Arsene could’ve managed Real Madrid and England if he really wanted to.

I don’t really care whether it’s good or not. I like watching it, live or on TV, and it gives young Americans a path to professional careers, which is good enough for me.

That goal happened on January 30 of this year.

I mean, it’s Arsenal, so yeah kind of.

Are the Galaxy terrible in defense? Yes! Is it terrible analysis to determine the quality of 22 other teams based on the play of one? Yes!