1) That rule change is incredibly stupid.

It prolongs DC United’s credibility problem. No well-run MLS team would drop this sort of money on a player like Rooney.

Rooney is going to be awful in MLS. As a Red Bulls fan, can’t wait!

Happy to help. If you need any more HGTV hot takes, I’m here all day.

Their design aesthetic makes me want to die. Paint everything white, make an accent wall out of shiplap, throw like 7 fucking massive clocks on the wall, and call it a day.

I have a friend who, in 2018, genuinely didn’t know that “mulatto” was...no longer the preferred term for “biracial.” He was extremely embarrassed about it.

That’s fair, but does anyone really care about the 2 mile record? Mile or 5k record, I’m all ears, but not 2.

The winner gets the right to call themselves the winner of the Champions League. “Best team in the world” is a bit of a stretch for two teams finishing 3rd in their domestic leagues.

This made me look up Brian and Marcus Giles, and it turns out that they both beat the shit out of their wife/girlfriend.

Also featuring Rashida Jones, which I did not remember.

And if we’re being real, people only do that because of Chappelle’s Show, so it wasn’t even Kobe’s basketball talent that warranted the shout out.

Replay is fine (borderline good) when it takes decisions out of the officials’ hands. Goal-line tech in soccer, in/out calls in tennis, etc. Those are fine, they’re quick, they require no judgment at all.

She is awful.

Every time I order. Sometimes it’s a day early. But I live in a major city, so that probably helps.

Every time I order. Sometimes it’s a day early. But I live in a major city, so that probably helps.

1. I don’t even watch football. I watched one Eagles game at a bar in South Jersey and the Super Bowl. I don’t watch college either. I will watch the entire first round of the draft.

What is the potential sentence for this?

Next time you watch one of his games, drink any time he says something like “I’ll say it again...” You’ll be wrecked by the 75th minute.

Hang on hang on.

The FBI Director had no idea, at all, how long it would take people in his organization to go through a set number of emails?

I like Arteta, but I don’t love the idea (across sports) of a player managing guys that he played with, especially as recently as Arteta did. 5 years from now, sure.