The Revs are the Buffalo Bills of MLS.

*is that guy*

“This article is kind of dumb.”

It was ruled an own goal, but it shouldn’t be. The scoring definition is basically “if the shot would have been on target absent a deflection, the player who originally attempted the shot gets credit for the goal.”

An adult man wearing THAT necklace is an abusive asshole? No wayyyy...

Adventure Aquarium in Camden, NJ, into a child-height toilet with a curious kid in the next stall asking his dad “what’s wrong with that man?”

I live in Chicago and haven’t left Illinois in 2 weeks. I used this art selfie feature three days ago. How did I slip through?

I did a lot of 86 -> 81 -> Route 12 and I have no clue what Roy Rogers is.

The first NHL game I ever attended was this one that had a similar shot imbalance: https://www.hockey-reference.com/boxscores/199911260WSH.html

I grew up in New York and moved to Chicago after college. This list is 100% accurate.

It’s shitty enough on an everyday basis, but imagine saying that to a recently-retired PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

I rotate between 3 and 4 pairs at a time, so each one individually lasts me about a year, but like you said, the benefits to my leg health are astounding.

I can’t even be mad about this.

I can sure as hell tell when my shoes get to 325-350 miles. I’m not wearing any pair, regardless of cost, past that limit.

I watched the first Fantastic Beasts on an 8-hour flight. Would highly recommend it in that environment and absolutely nowhere else.

All evidence from real life suggests that you’re mistaken. MLS has more teams now than it ever has, teams are signing better players than they ever have, and the quality of play is better now than it ever has been. 

The MLS complaint doesn’t make a ton of sense. If the player pool were limited solely to American players, then yes, expansion would dilute the quality, but it’s not, so it doesn’t. Plus, more teams means more youth academies, which means more potential pros coming up in better development environments.

The toilets in my apartment don’t have them. It’s a real adrenaline rush anytime the toilet doesn’t flush quickly.

A line like that would have been good. Or, they could have done a backstory episode about the Sanctuary, about Negan’s rise, culminating with a speech (lord knows this show loves its speeches) to a huge group of assembled Saviors.

The thing that’s killing me about this season and last is that everything takes so long to develop. Like, it’s been what, 3 weeks since Glenn and Abraham died? Maybe a month? And yet here we are, 14 months IRL removed from that event, so it just doesn’t have any emotional strength behind it anymore. Because of that,…