Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

Beasley too makes me nervous when we have to step up in class. Love how he's stepped up for us, but counting on him to recover when he gets beat so often is blow up on us. Fabian Johnson looked fantastic, but he's got it in his head he's a winger.

Thanks for this, man. Great insight and understanding about something you clearly know and care something about. We need more of this.

Well, that's kind of foolish, right? USMNT is currently top of the CONCACAF, and if they finish on/near the top, they'll have a good seeding going into the World Cup group draw with one team ranked higher than them. They made it out in 2010, and I don't think anyone would say that team is better than this one is.

Let's be honest though, it wasn't really the beautiful game until Diskerud came on.

Great gif, let's analyze:

Latter half of that is unfinished business. RT @MelKiperESPN: Interesting pick by NE; Hernandez has hands soft as a wide receiver's and isn't afraid to go across the middle, but he just hasn't shown that killer instinct yet.

And yet you still commented on this story? The whole MLS is boring angle is passe.

Ah, the soccer haters, always needing to express that "soccer is so gay brah they're literally all pussies" whenever they see the game mentioned.

He completely misunderstood the directive earlier that they were to "find a nutjob".

Saw that earlier...thought I had turned to a new Arrested Development episode.

Did you not see the gaping gash on the back of his head? Because there was a gaping gash on the back of his head.

Certainly not a plastic bottle, and it hit him in the head. You're acting as if you have the same level of intelligence as your eight year olds.