For sure, I swim in the stormy seas of gallows humor and hyperbole all day every day.

We already have a bunny that lays eggs for Jesus, how does a potato make it any weirder?

Without sounding like a millennial with a lawn complex (fat chance), from years of experience, this is not the impending apocalypse zoomers...

The same thing happened before with apps such as Grindr. It’ll just be sold to a non-Chinese company.

Let’s be honest, TikTok isn’t going away anytime soon. If this passes, they’ll just move ownership to a US-based holding company or something else. No official ties to China but I imagine nothing else will change.

“Hitler was, you know, a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners.”

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

To be fair, it is *very* easy and profitable to separate Conservative Reactionaries from their money.

So uhhh... which is it? Did ChatGPT glitch out or something? The sub-head and then the opening line. Literally read back-to-back. Sloppy.

I mean, $6 seems like a lot for a bag of potato chips, but then again, snack (food) prices are up all over - a bag of tortilla chips that used to cost $2.50-$3 is now $5.

If they’re smart they’ll invest in some of the truly great fresh style pastas you can find in grocery stores now. Multi color pastas. Stuffed pastas etc. Make it more special that just plain noodles and 3 sauce options. 

The people who still fall for this when there's an almost infinite amount of boobs ok the Internet are insane

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs have entered the chat

To be fair her boobs are glorious. But yea boobs are not hard to find these days. Back in my day we had to work for our porn. A spring break movie on Cinemax, or a magazine hidden in the basement if you were lucky.

they have to stay cheap. how else would we know how big other things are?

I am always amazed that Bananas that come from thousands of miles away are so cheap while apples picked less than 100 miles away are so much more expensive.  We have food choices that would boggle the minds of people just a few hundred years ago - I am not that old but I remember the treat it was to get a box of…

So why can’t Subway, Jimmy John’s, or Jersey Mike’s just start selling its bread to get out of this?