I’m convinced that film execs and producers don’t know the difference between a good film and a bad one, they simply see them as the sum of their parts.

I want you to know I am actually laughing out loud and if I just typed “lol” you might not read and understand that literally.

i had one bit of it 23 years ago and have never had any interest in eating mayo and sugar covered shredded lettuce again

oh heck yes, all the broccoli I can eat!!! i am going to put these guys out of business.

I know I say this every time, but Nintendo is the only company that truly understands handhelds. Everyone else, from the GameGear to the Vita has tried selling portable consoles, not realizing that what people really want are portable games. Games designed around small screens and short play sessions.

I have a pizza place that I like that looks like it hasn’t been touched since the 70's. It has some of the best pizza ever and it is consistently busy. No one gives a shit about the decor. 

Customers: We can’t afford this food! I can make a sandwich at home.

Restaurants: It’s the décor they hate!

Franchisees update? How about Subway itself update? The chip selection has been the same awful and boring Frito Lay junk for DECADES. The last “innovation” was introducing Mrs. Vicki’s which is nothing but another Lay’s brand. And it’s awful. And the same every single day.

We’re only spending 10% on food because we’re spending 60% on rent and another 30% on utilities and gas.

It’s not the store design that’s stopping people from going to Subway, it’s the crappy sandwiches.

A hundred years ago titans of industry were smart enough to know the best way to ward off communism was to keep the workers well paid and well fed.

That would be asking an awful lot from the Takeout’s laziest blogger.

Oh they sell them at my local grocery store. Honestly I’m probably going to give them a shot. But a CEO telling folks to pick and eat weeds from their yard has strong Great Depression energy.

That's CHOW-DAH!

We all know the solution is capping corporate profits, and requiring higher wages, but we won’t do that because of our slavish devotion to a single economic paradigm instead of a flexible sustainable multi-paradigm approach to the economy. This is what happens when legislators only have to listen to one segment,…

How about some ketchup sandwiches?

Hey, just take corn flakes, milk, and some canned tuna, then microwave for a steaming bowl of hearty corn fish chowder!

“Even when grocery prices are bad, there are always deals to be found, like the perennial $5 rotisserie chicken at Costco”

The absolute GALL of this millionaire to tell people to eat cereal for dinner. I hope he gets thrombosed hemorrhoids.

Yeah, fuck him. He wants to drive up sales numbers? He can finagle things so that a small box of cereal is under six goddamned dollars.