I’m not convinced she’s actually fluent in English.

I saw that, but the above article says there will be no home button, so how can you do five clicks?

If I don’t have the option of turning off facial recognition and entering a code to access my phone, I will not buy this phone (if for no other reason than to protect against police searches).

I had a cat once who would ONLY eat Fancy Feast Classic. If it was Grilled, Gravy Lovers, or any other variety of Fancy Feast (or, god forbid, another brand entirely) it would rot in his bowl. I tried the standoff technique once and the little shit didn’t eat for three days and I finally gave in.

Needs more Derby Owners Club.

Members of the military are required not to follow illegal orders. Many of President Trump’s desires, tweets, and even formally issued orders go against the Constitution.

It’s super weird to use a euphemism when writing anonymously to an advice column. Say what you mean. It makes me not trust Mr. Dress Code’s judgment at all.

the guys’ anger at being told to mind their own business.

It’s actually further north, outside of Grass Valley, on the South Yuba.

Kinda hard for a sitting Queen to hide a pregnancy, then claim the child died. Esp when someone on the small council still has the hots for the person you’re telling this story to and could confirm/deny it. (Granted, Baelish wasn’t part of the s1e1 Winterfell retinue, but he would do anything for Cat.) Plus, the…

Why did he even bother calling if he was just going to do what he wanted to do anyway?

I think whoever is in charge should address it, in private, and explain to the intern that it’s best practice to dress business casual—and runner shorts don’t fit that description.

when in doubt say nothing

Famous Rebas: Amy Schumer. Lena Dunham. Jezebel readers.

The thing that really irritates me about the whole Littlefinger plot is how pointless it was. They didn’t entrap him in any way, or use it to uncover incriminating evidence. They had exactly the same evidence against him as they had in the second episode, and could have dealt with him then. Their devious, time…

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

I find it so hysterically funny when people have one child with a normal name and another one with a really odd name. I will never forget a pair of sisters I used to know, who were named Mary and Lettuce.

Better idea: