When a typo is so dumb you pull up the author’s bio, to see what kinda person makes that kinda mistake 🙃 

Just off the top of my head, I’m thinking of college towns, any place that closes early on the weekends (probably placed near a bar), and in front of dispensaries.

Deep fried pizza is apparently a pub food in Scotland, where they start with a frozen pie.

That’s where I’m leaning on this as well 

Eh, I’m sure the simpler answer is that whoever’s in charge is either:

Dang, and this whole time, I was feeling smart, because the sandwich sized ziploc bags hold these things perfectly, lengthwise, along the length of the bag.

The way things are going, it’s just a matter of time before Samsung buys a hammer company, for that vertical integration.

Oh my bad lol. I read the thing, and clearly didn’t read the thing. Thank you 😊 

Yeah, between the spicy hot takes on both the boneless wings and the shrimp tails, I almost bailed on this article two sentences in lol

See, I like the cut of your jib. Spending $15 on a deep fried onion is simply reckless.

Mentioning the JAWSie without any reference to the Shark Bite at Joe’s Crab Shack (same gimmick, even uses the same shark) is a swing and a miss.

I’m guessing it’s more along the lines of doing push-ups right before a first date, trying to look a little better to any potential buyers of the sandwich chain.

So apologies for not knowing, since it’s been a while since I’ve darkened the doorway of a Subway, but...

I mean, yes, this game is big for a Switch game, but isn’t the new Star Wars clocking in at like 150GB on console? Some relative context here would be nice

Counterpoint: earplugs are MUCH cheaper, and tend to be bright colors, making them harder to lose

Yeah, for whatever reason, it seems frozen pizza just isn’t great at any price point.

Yeah, best I was able to decipher was “split dishes with folk”

Dang, I was about to dust it off from the “purchased on sale but never played” section of my digital library, especially since I’ve got an Xbox One S, and the new game isn’t coming out for the last-gen consoles. I think I legit got 30-60 mins in, shortly after launch

At Disney Princess prices, tho? 🧐 

Same. All my tv/music is streaming these days, and my computers/mobile devices have ad blockers hard at work