I’m sure staffing has a larger impact than the number of folks in line. Also, since a key metric appears to be “time to get through the line,” a lot of these places seem to be playing three card monte with this, by simply making you pay, drive through, and park in the lot for another 5 mins before they bring the food…

Easy solution here is replacing bulbs with smart LED ones (and no, you don’t have to drop Philips Hue money to do this). I think I spent about $20 for a 4-pack of full spectrum white and color bulbs.

Yeah I had an LDS buddy when we were in 6th grade (back in nineteen ninety never you mind) who brought himself to tears at an outdoor school function because the school had cans of caffeinated root beer, but not the decaf one (which brand was which eludes me atm).

Nailed it. There’s a reason it’s called “boot and rally”

Closest I saw was a few years back when Pablo Francisco went off the rails at a couple of shows. He did a show in San Francisco that was bad enough (forget the details, heckling attendees or whatever, DEFINITELY cross-faded on multiple substances) to hit the news cycle, and I saw him either right before or right after…

Yeah, it’s a trip. I’ve been going to these clubs off and on for, idk...20 years or more, and the metal detector stuff was pretty new pre-COVID, I wanna say.

I have a teapot that I bought before my daughter was born, that’s been with me through all the nonsense that I’ve survived, that watches over me while I sleep, from its perch on the stove—with the stove light serving as a night light, of course.

I have a teapot that I bought before my daughter was born, that’s been with me through all the nonsense that I’ve…

I’m definitely getting “charcoal filtered vodka in a plastic bottle with a hand grip” vibes

There are a couple super small comedy clubs I hit up from time to time, and they’ve got full metal detectors, wands, check bags, etc.

Nailed it

I feel like this is the first step in an article about which fast food places have GOOD coffee.

I just go to the dollar store and intentionally buy the wrong one.

Looks familiar 🧐 

Protip: There’s a habanero Tajin (yellow cap vs the regular white one).

I definitely have to agree with you, I was SHOCKED that Ghost Protocol was so good...at the time, I considered it the best, but in all honesty, haven’t dug through recaps on IMdB to confirm

This is my suspicion as well--he’ll find a way to tank the sale.

I mean sure, do whatever you want with your wine, but if I show up at a friend’s house—not an acquaintance or stranger, but someone I can be wholly honest with—I’m gonna ask them why they’re chilling the red.

As soon as they stop dressing up as chocolate chip cookies, I’ll let them live in peace.

“I’m slappy to be here” was RIGHT THERE as an opener.