1. Figure out when Claire’s bringing dinner rolls to the BBQ

If it means no more politicians using Twitter as their primary method of communication, I’m all for it

This article is mostly correct.

Dude is SO CLOSE to getting it 😂 

I would argue that adding ice or water to a drink is marginally “healthier” as it includes hydration that a neat liquor obviously does not include.

One batch of nutty ones...and one batch with peanuts 🙃 

What’s next, waffling waffles? 😉 

This slideshow sounds like a cry for help.

No need to make it overly complex. Dropping a Geology textbook on their head from an upstairs landing in their own home should suffice.

“egg. butter. radish. fish sauce salt.”

Better yet, have him give it back, and NOT give it to anyone else. 

Putting my shoes on and going to the store rn 🙃 

This was my initial thought, until I realized a bunch of wypipo are gonna try to get in on that gravy train

While not comprehensive, I’m thankful that Old Glory has been able to offer some reassurance through their extensive robot insurance plans

To address the concern of the PB making the bun super sticky, I would personally put the PB under the burger patty, not touching the bun at all.

To be pedantic for a moment, a milkshake doesn’t have malted milk in it, but a malted milkshake does 🤓 

IMO, until he gives back the Oscar, it’s all window dressing

TC: “Do you know who I am???”

It’s extremely naive to think that McConnell is undecided on this.