I think the quality of the gas station cold cut sando lives or dies on the quality of the included condiments, making them a MORE volatile option--resulting in my roundabout support of your claims here.

On the topic of onions tho--slightly OFF-topic, I admit--a quick trip in the freezer prior to cutting/dicing results in fewer onion tears, so there’s that 🙃 

I prefer the “I don’t do squat.”

Yeah, definitely getting #sponcon vibes

This app is of zero utility to all Mac owners, fwiw 😊 

Well, I suppose when you call yourself a vegan, but you continue to eat fish, and everybody just nods and plays along, you can say whatever the hell you want after that, because nobody’s gonna call you out

EA Execs:

As someone who reads things written by others for a living, I wish we lived in a literate society, period lol

Underrated comment lol

Eh, I was able to piece together what the author meant from context. I prefer that to ads lol

Call me what you will, but I suspect that the Dem politicians who have a problem with using the term “Defund the Police” will suddenly have a different problem with the movement if the name was changed—with the same end result, where they refuse to support the movement at all.

Nope, on a computer 

I’m guessing there was a link, that got Kinja’d. Doesn’t show in the final post 😊

You are a gentleman and a scholar 👍 

I forget which King story it was (WANNA say The Stand, but not sure), where they refer to the logo as “the golden tits of America" or something similar. 

I think, therefore I am not a chump -- Descartes, probably 

Floppy bacon is truly the best bacon 😊 

This problem was solved years ago, just download more 😉

Job security here at ABK rests with our ability to produce epic entertainment for our fans

As a Laphroaig fan, I’m laughing at this way more than I should 😂