...but Shawn Michaels would make the cut, since baseball types love a good Montreal Screwjob.

Would have been more shocked if the falcons hired him

An all-time best.

WWE 24/7 anyone? Not sure about this one folks.

Uhhh...how about the "vaunted" SEC defense stop a 80 yard TD drive with 1:19 left? How about that argument?

Sal Masekela: Whenever I want to like Bob Costas, he climbs up on his high chair and says something both uninforormed and wildly pompous.

Whenever I want to like Bob Costas, he climbs up on his high chair

Agreed. Adding a bunch of made-up judged competitions just looks like a ruse to pad the medal total of nations with children rich enough to participate in them.

Costas is still mad they haven't made soapboxing an Olympic event.

Also a place where you can see Auburn fans on TV

Did you say Deep Dish Pizza?

Well, Tre Mason spiked the ball on Auburn's last TD, which nobody in college football has ever got away with, but God forbid anybody ever enforce anything when the SEC is involved.

They're going ape shit in college park right now, turning over cars starting fires! ACC ACC ACC!!!!!!

Did I see this classic taunt used?

The rare (well maybe not too rare) but always impressive lose-lose trade

You are absolutely correct, nothing funny about not properly investigating an alleged rape. I apologize to the victim. Not to you.

The majority of Seminoles in the US are in Oklahoma not Florida because of forced removal, so technically the trophy goes to the Sooners.

but that's not how you spell PAC12

Thinking about Lauren from FSU. Guaranteed.

Johnny ain't getting drug tested no mo. Just tryin' to figure out if that's a stoned or tripping face.