I feel like I just watched the O.J. Simpson verdict again.

Pictured in this GIF: Immediate reactions from the North and South following Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation.

Hell, if they were still giving players money, Cam Newton would have been able to afford his own laptop.

I wore 23 because of Calvin Murphy. Crap...

Washington unofficially retiring Jordan's jersey seems a fitting thing to do for a guy that couldn't ever seem to officially retire himself.

Funny, I just had a twitter conversation with a friend who declared to the world that this guy was her Obi Wan Kenobi (not the, in her words, "lame old geezer"):

I bet you could probably pay Jordan to unretire his Wizards jersey. He'd definitely be open to offers.

Now, I'm not saying Barry is old-

There are also some kids who will be in the NBA within the decade who will know Michael Jordan only as the Hanes underwear pitchman, just as kids from my generation only knew Joe DiMaggio as the Mr. Coffee spokesman.

And Jordan only wore 23 to remind him of the rules of Blackjack. Presaged his future gambling prowess.

Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but if he kills another man in the the heat of passion, it's called murder?

It could be worse. I mean, they could LIVE there.

Can't they crash at Leitch's house?

If only they would have chosen Huskies as their mascot.

God just whistled a traveling violation.

No, it's just bad weather.

RIP, Misawa.

I don't know why everybody is so worried. Wrestling is fake.

I know the Skins are bad but they can't beat themselves.

If this continues for a fifth straight year, next year's Super Bowl champion has been narrowed down to: Dallas, N.Y. Giants, Washington, Chicago, Detroit, Kansas City, San Diego, Arizona