My wife and I swear by the closed 200-IIs. They sound so much better.

Marvelous.

We're just too slow this time. :(

Heh, after seeing everyone who had already cracked a WKRP joke, I had edited that exact line out of my comment. Here I was thinking I was original when I didn't see one "turkey" result when I searched the page before commenting. :(

(beaten, so, so beaten.)

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE TURKEY DOGS!"

Who's Annette?

Might have been more interesting if he had studied gooney birds instead.

( ;) My tongue'th thill thore after pothting that.)

Just made you smell stronger? ;)

What's this "music" or "movies" you speak of?

Maybe they're just professionals with Macs?

I smell brie and bullshit.

So basically an Iranian rocket?

Spice Shuttle. Holy shit this thread delivers. :)

I think this is the first time the house pun wins right off the bat.

One small step up to the van, one giant cheap order of fries.

Or, use it as an educational tool. Compromise and say that there will be a password, but the password will be one of the words she used in her note. Then, make the pw "password" or "nightmare" and let the little witch figure it out on her own.

iSteak patent??

Dunno, but with the quality of most bloggers' output more of them should.