Got nothing on Rammstein.

Die, Monster, Die!

No CN Tower @ 553m? Seriously?

Alarm Clock Xtreme is all you really need. Multiple alarms with per-alarm settings have saved me time and time again. I haven’t had to use the answer-math-question-to-snooze/cancel function yet, but I’ve always though that was a neat option.

Isn’t that just a standard double-knot? The same one I’ve been using for over 40 years?

Galaga, or Galaxian, not Space Invaders.

I thought those were bum-prints from a couple making a baby in the snow. "Let's make F*ck Angels!"

Awesome. My boss is an actor and he say's it's okay.

INCEPTION.

I couldn't believe it either, but my grandmother made $134.99 in her spare time just by chewing! You could earn up to $10000 a week by following 19 easy steps! Find out more here at.... Oh, nevermind.

I gave up writing the same thing before I even came in here. What a mess.

"It flies! It cleans your drains! And, it cuts your lawn! (Psst, if you ask your little woman, it helps out elsewhere too!)"

Guys, guys, guys... Calm down.

Would have been funnier if it was "20042004"...

Wow. Android would really cramp your brain if you switched cold-turkey. Careful.

No way, I completely disagree. The oddness is what makes it so creepy and threatening. The original (in the Extended Look trailer) is too run-of-the-mill badguy talk.

6?! I thought there were only 3.

Pretentious alternative to the more commonly used word "illusory".

Because that wasn't the point. It was a play on 'entitled'. She had something named after her, the title "...Daisymorrisae." He could have said "brat", but "bitch" is punchier. ;)

I see what you did there. +1 for the comment and +98 because of all the other posters who didn't get it.