If you mean "texting and walking while crossing the street where it is considered jaywalking", then yes.

Well, I hope the guy learns how to turn off the flash the next time he's at the opera.

FFS, don't any Giz bloggers read the sources anymore? It (and the other sources) clearly specify that the fine only applies to jaywalkers. Not sidewalkers, as misconstrued twice above.

...and if it's a commission-based wage, per drop.

Is the lion roaring or yawning?

"Right now." The GSIII isn't available yet.

"James Cameron Recounts Epic Journey to the Deepest Place on Earth"

The cops just hid in a box on his doorstep saying "Here you have... a gift!", and he brought them right in.

'Cuz he just got back from blowing some Clown at the SEC.

Just add one large unexpected ice cube for iced tea.

Sounds better, too.

Aaaaaaaaayyyy!

Just needs a dock to part the boat.

Oh really? Then what, in your opinion, what would make a GOOD ass lamp?

HoLOLy Shit at the "Related Stories" list. It sounds like a surreal horror story in itself:

"LOOK OUT! TRAIN!"

It's more of a hindsight thing, but:

And a great one, at that.

I think...

Came in to basically post the same thing.