How high up do the kids go?

What the fuck is a pineapple doing in a forest? Jungle maybe, but a woodland forest? I call bullshit.

WTgawkerF is this doing here? Editorial error suggested or CMS error confirmed?

The SIII has supposedly been in covert testing for a long time now, in disguise with a mockup case. This could be what we're seeing here. Under what looks like a screen protector in that image, we don't see the (near) bezel-less display the SIII is supposed to have.

I wanted to imply it. :) Joke grenade, a la Geechy Guy.

I lol'd. ;)

These cats are real, too.

"As American as Apple Pie" has now become "As American as Ice Cream Bar."

Guess the chopper pilot forgot his mike was on when he saw his old pal Jack biking through the countryside...

I believe you meant "WWW", but I can't figure out the context. Maybe you meant "Wii"?

Stop hijacking this thread.

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You can tell if he's healthy if it's cold and wet or dry and warm.

The only thing missing is a Spyder III laser built into the handle. Hell, make it two for forward/rear blasting. You can blind a guy milliseconds before jabbing him in the brain.

I see where you did there.

Thank you, braniacs, for automatically linking my account to my WORK google account that I was logged into. When I clicked "log in via Google" I would have expected an intermediate step to log in via my personal account. I've emailed helpdesk and hope you guys fix this asap.

Konami & Kojima will sue you.

Well played. I'll see you on Galaxy Note potshot #3 of the Day, which I'm sure we'll see published soon. ;)

Batwoman was in the passenger seat.

I heard you speaking that in a husky voice. (Don't worry, I won't stalk you.)