I think the architect's got this market cornered.

No, again. Toronto's Gooderham "Flatiron" building. 1892.

Yep, the g-forces blow the pilots' teeth out of the front of their head. (Sorry, no pic. Again.)

Like this, right?

Didn't you read it? There was a "TOTAL" significant link, not a tiny significant link. :)

"Even though the surgeons claimed in a 2009 paper there was no significant link between the product and cancer, there totally was."

They're not "occultists", they're "oculists".

"Gizmodo Broken"

"This camera better have an amazing sensor/lens. It seems extremely odd to me that Samsung would use a better camera in the SII than in their new flagship."

Neat, looks like Uncharted 2. ;)

Some trains have wireless. Not enough of them, but some do. ;)

I was just about to dig mine up to pic and post it.

Ha! You're a comic sans the humour! ;)

Arturo's got some catching up to do. Only 6 stars? Kimmy here's got 56, bee-yatch.

"Everything's easier with anesthesia."

Not a single "spread" joke? Folks, I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or impressed.

'zactly. I'll take them more seriously when they put some serious hardware in one of their MacBook Pros.

QWERTY or DVORAK? 'Cause, y'know, the Z isn't that far from the A on a QWERTY keyboard.

Yep: Stewie.

So he actually edited the article and still forgot to fix "commissioned"? Gaaah, Giz, really.