10. They sealed their cheesy fate when they went with "Sci-Fi" over "Science Fiction/SF" to begin with. The future's going to run by ironic, self-referential, dumbed-down, sentient hair gel.

Build a rocket out of meat, and send it on a self-basting one-way trip to Mars.

I read it as:

You are correct, but I _could have_ meant to TYPE "_could of_", "could care less", "numerous of", "_alot_" etc.

There's a chance you could of missed alot of the underscores. No, it doesn't follow the theme, but then again neither does my second, Judge Mathis-defendant-inspired "numerous of" and "could care less".

The funny thing is that numerous of people could probably care less about the mistake.

FFS, Giz. I cringeded _alot_ after I readed that "costed" bit. To think of all the time I _could of_ saveded by skipping it.

Mo options, mo freedom, mo no Jobs...

It's raining bats and dogs.

"Welcome to the Apple Store, where you're a stone's throw away from being sued. Nice purse, but that's mine now. It is now my murse."

The incoming "Glass Houses" jokes are going to break the internet for weeks if not years to come.

Neat, but I'll bite when there's an octopus, or better yet a vampyroteuthis infernalis

Freaked me the hell out: I thought it said "It's got underwater mics to record the sounds of passing whales and seismonsters!"

They already have a grip, unfortunately they're gripping things the wrong way.

I hope you used some sort of fancy record that didn't have the spindle hole in the middle.

Oreos: The Original Temporary Toothtoo.

Someone just offered him a chance to get his hands on some wet jugs and he went for it.

"It's not Facebook ... IT'S A COOKBOOK!!"

Oh, the seks! Love them hogs!

If anything's sad it's that they weren't taken out *before* they hit the chopper.