@GC: It will require a new firmware update (3.70+). Also, SS only works with games.

@Wolfsheim: Surely there must some cheap "only used once" kits on ebay.

@Ding-Dang: Move along, snuffing to see here folks.

Does the suicide kit arrive in a plastic shopping bag?

@albokay: I thought appliance ads were always on the last page of most newspapers anyway.

"Take my wife—-freeze."

Wut? Not BSG Viper jokes or pics?

[lorem ipsum dolor]

I saw what it did there.

Sgt. McGruff, reporting for duty.

Schwoofeneggar, the Furminator?

@Magnetism: Neither do your evening shout-outs "Wut up, dawg!" when you come home from work. ;)

Well, Hero Dog won't be single for long. Them bitches love a dog in uniform.

For a minute there, I thought they wanted "Lesbian Roger".

@UnalteredTruth: Trump's solution was to plug the oil flow with hair plugs?

@countjackula: Let's see if this does any better than their first failed attempt to break into the pant-tertainment market: Hot Tub Capris.

@SagarikaLumos: Was that just before they were sealed in by this guy?

#corrections - "130mph *more* than the previous record-breaker."

DAMN HACKERS!

@Alexander Ward: Not to mention the fact that having a physical book published will lend you a lot more credibility than self-publishing your own digital copy. Good luck with your book!