FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO *NOT* OPEN IT!

(In before "Da Bomb!")

@Moebius: What if it was so far away that the planet we crash it into is ours. Wraparound!

Let's not forget to mention that it's also available for Android mobiles and tablets too, eh?

@PPLS: Touché.

If the chart had any comparative data on relative consumption rates, it'd move from 'Heh' to 'Ba-ZINGA!'.

If you look closely behind Chekov's left shoulder, you can see a bit of one of the security officers.

What's with the dick in the top-right corner?

Link? Oh yeah. Here it is.

Will I be able to buy e-book discards for 10 cents?

Great. Now it'll be 3x as bad.

@The5thElephant: Or, as a send-off:

@countjackula: Upgraded with which, the eye or that animatronic mouth?

I thought "Jump In" was the Xbox slogan.

I thought "Jump In" was the Xbox slogan.

Reminds me of the people who pronounced "sysop" as "sigh-sop".

"Sorry, we are unable to present username suggestions at this time."

"Haaaam iiiiinn SPAAAAAAACE." (Thanks, Muppets.)

@Settings: Wut?

@Bllo: Fuckin' Shaolin Monks, how do they work?!