@Lodel: KINDA LATE NOW!

Reminds me of when I forgot to edit my honeymoon slideshow folder...

@Trollspanker: Not even that, but his face looks 'chopped in.

1965: The last time the U.S. would ever divert water *to* Canada.

The spin-off arcade game will be a stand-up cabinet machine: Dicks of Tron.

I thought she was scamming too, until I saw the security cam pic.

@Settings: You're getting all charged up over nothing.

@Muhannad Agha: For Halloween?

Reminds me of the story about the actor who was mistakenly reported to the police after someone saw him in an America's Most Wanted dramatization. Hilarious, though not really. :)

@Y2KGTP: No FREE SHIPPING?

@Xagest: Well, they'll certainly be in for a surprise when they come knocking...

Revenge for the victim's earlier "Blow me!" outburst?

@agent31: Twisted minds think alike. :)

(Ah, so close. I took too long finding a good one.)

@ripfire: I always did think that Bill Duke was Gene Simmons' half-brother.

@Nathan Cline: Holy shit. 4500 hours. You fuggin rock as much as your comment.

@Oldbrass: Try being a gun dispatcher.

Bull. The best business-class splurge is the HP 8740w.

At 100 Inches:

@FriarNurgle: (Waves)