@FriarNurgle: (Raises leg)

@theprancingboar: If I wore them, those underpants would be branded "Giggle".

@CougarAries: It's a Wrap?

@brianhatch: Yep, and that column of water is precisely equal to amount re-distributed as waste splash on the face, fur and floor. Dogs are wasteful, messy creatures, while the cats drink more efficiently. In arid climates, where water sources are more scarce, it's an adaptive behavior that suits them well.

At least it wasn't a cordless mouse.

"Oh my god... It's full of bees."

@Fossa: The downside to his antics will only hit home the first

@Ricardo Trujillo: So an imperial Intestiyard = 23ft, versus a the metric Intestimetre (7m)?

The US is waiting for it to decay to 0.45 kilograms before they finally switch to the metric system.

@Sprzout: " 2) the real ones would decompose before the exhibit was over with."

@bazookafox is the hipster of whitenoise: Correction: It's a "Flip-Flop-Phone". :)

Aka the "Surf Nerf"?

Man, he's looking more and more more like a deranged coconut than ever before.

@Curves: So did I, cuz.

@davidr521: Well, they say if you want to stick with over-priced hardware, y'gotta pony up. You will of course be saddled with a broken antenna.

@neoliminal: Simple:

@TheClap: Well, I think some people have worked harder to get on a Giz frontpage...

@OmegaVader: Something like:

God she's ugly.

Great. Maybe I can finally put my pre-AppleTV " itvutv.com " domain to good use. Phew. :)