@The5thElephant: Or, as a send-off:

@countjackula: Upgraded with which, the eye or that animatronic mouth?

I thought "Jump In" was the Xbox slogan.

I thought "Jump In" was the Xbox slogan.

Reminds me of the people who pronounced "sysop" as "sigh-sop".

"Sorry, we are unable to present username suggestions at this time."

"Haaaam iiiiinn SPAAAAAAACE." (Thanks, Muppets.)

@Settings: Wut?

@Bllo: Fuckin' Shaolin Monks, how do they work?!

@Lodel: KINDA LATE NOW!

Reminds me of when I forgot to edit my honeymoon slideshow folder...

@Trollspanker: Not even that, but his face looks 'chopped in.

1965: The last time the U.S. would ever divert water *to* Canada.

The spin-off arcade game will be a stand-up cabinet machine: Dicks of Tron.

I thought she was scamming too, until I saw the security cam pic.

@Settings: You're getting all charged up over nothing.

@Muhannad Agha: For Halloween?

Reminds me of the story about the actor who was mistakenly reported to the police after someone saw him in an America's Most Wanted dramatization. Hilarious, though not really. :)

@Y2KGTP: No FREE SHIPPING?

@Xagest: Well, they'll certainly be in for a surprise when they come knocking...