Revenge for the victim's earlier "Blow me!" outburst?

@agent31: Twisted minds think alike. :)

(Ah, so close. I took too long finding a good one.)

@ripfire: I always did think that Bill Duke was Gene Simmons' half-brother.

@Nathan Cline: Holy shit. 4500 hours. You fuggin rock as much as your comment.

@Oldbrass: Try being a gun dispatcher.

Bull. The best business-class splurge is the HP 8740w.

At 100 Inches:

@FriarNurgle: (Waves)

@FriarNurgle: (Raises leg)

@theprancingboar: If I wore them, those underpants would be branded "Giggle".

@CougarAries: It's a Wrap?

@brianhatch: Yep, and that column of water is precisely equal to amount re-distributed as waste splash on the face, fur and floor. Dogs are wasteful, messy creatures, while the cats drink more efficiently. In arid climates, where water sources are more scarce, it's an adaptive behavior that suits them well.

At least it wasn't a cordless mouse.

"Oh my god... It's full of bees."

@Fossa: The downside to his antics will only hit home the first

@Ricardo Trujillo: So an imperial Intestiyard = 23ft, versus a the metric Intestimetre (7m)?

The US is waiting for it to decay to 0.45 kilograms before they finally switch to the metric system.

@Sprzout: " 2) the real ones would decompose before the exhibit was over with."

@bazookafox is the hipster of whitenoise: Correction: It's a "Flip-Flop-Phone". :)