Aka the "Surf Nerf"?

Man, he's looking more and more more like a deranged coconut than ever before.

@Curves: So did I, cuz.

@davidr521: Well, they say if you want to stick with over-priced hardware, y'gotta pony up. You will of course be saddled with a broken antenna.

@neoliminal: Simple:

@TheClap: Well, I think some people have worked harder to get on a Giz frontpage...

@OmegaVader: Something like:

God she's ugly.

Great. Maybe I can finally put my pre-AppleTV " itvutv.com " domain to good use. Phew. :)

@Snow leopard: Poor, confoosed chippy.

@devianaut: I think they're just various editions of "How to Build a House" and "The Structure of the Modern Novel".

@speroscythe: It should have had some holes poked out in the top.

@Tony Bologna: I wish surfers would stop ruining bodysurfing.

...and The Vision is nowhere to be seen.

@Cheetah Eldrick Woods: Argh, well at least I used the BP cockpit. :)

@blaaps: BRILLIANT. Mmm, rocks.

It's a trap. He's distracting us until his new product launches: the iSuit.

@Nabaraj: Why, YYEEE-eessss!

@nutbastard: Move owners need two hands to play with themselves. Kinect owners don't hold onto anything.

@tealfixie: That's really, really going to be an issue that a lot of people are already ignoring.