Kanye West cares about black people the same way Megyn Kelly cares about women, only when it effects them personally.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

I watch baseball to see strong guys hitting huge dongs...

Inflation IS caused in part by rising wages, contrary to what Fredo says. But there’s no way in hell any inflationary effect of raising minimum wage (raising wages for a minority of workers) would “CANCEL OUT” the pay increase.

I’m sure this will be entirely ignored by her loyal audience, who are just happy to see Fox no longer visibly holding the L inflicted on them by a teenager over Twitter, but:

Attorney here. Having the FBI raid your ATTORNEY’S OFFICE is a huge fucking deal. Judges don’t sign off on warrants to get attorney-client communications on a hunch. This is some serious shit, and Cohen is likely headed for disbarment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer walking piece of rotted hotdog skin.

Also worth noting is the woman who spoke immediately prior to Johnson, Shannon, who said she felt “personally attacked by the board” and began her comment by outlining her ancestry and how much racism she had endured in her life.

“We cannot and will not allow OUR voices to be censored by agenda-driven intimidation efforts…”

Bootstraps only matter until you have to pull your own.

I love that he’s a fighter, I love that he has guts, I love that he’s President (all those things you’re not)

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It reads like a trying-to-be-edgy/intellectual version of Leslie Knope Headlines.

Actually, most of what they’re saying is factually incorrect.

“...we’ve addressed it extensively, there’s just nothing else to add, just because you guys continue to ask the same question over and over and over again doesn’t mean we that have to keep coming up with new things to say.”

MINE KAMPF

Nah, it’s not the Cuban flag or her “revolutionary aesthetic” that bothers & scares you, it’s what she represents: young, strong, intelligent, no compromise, in-your-freaking-face revolutionary woman of color. She is white conservative & reactionary America’s worst nightmare.

“For my 44th Bday, my wife and I had a 3girl, 1 guy 4some with 2 dancers without having to spend a dime.”