In addition to being a talented hacker, a gifted social engineer, a firearms expert, a parkour practitioner and a brutally efficient hand-to-hand combatant, I'm indeed quite good behind the wheel.

Maybe better boss fights would be better boss fights.

Wooden beams, spoked wheels, fabric spools and foot pedals existed long before the cotton gin, so did Eli Whitney not actually invent the machine which propelled textile industries into the modern age? Just because he put other components together that he didn't conceive from the ground up, even though it was nothing…

I would watch pro gaming matches on tv all day if they had commentary like that.

Wait, I can win "the Assassin's Creed Studio in Montreal"?

On a related note, I don't know why Gawker doesn't have a mobile app yet.

You purchased a bunch of games in the first three months of 2014, but how many of those are you going to play? A deal isn't a deal if you're not going to actually use the thing you're buying. It's why Steam sales have lost a lot of their luster for me.

Wait... so a game called "Battlefield" has scenes that turn into... battlefields?

If you can't laugh at yourself or the stereotypes about what you are into who can you laugh at?

Oh he does not give a single f about video games. But I personally don't care, I like this role he has of the outsider pointing out the absurdity of some things in the gaming sphere.

"I will crush you!"

It's fine, the water comes out it's mouth for some stupid reason :/

Not sure if putting your kid in high-power water jet that could split steel and tungsten in half is a good idea because it reeks of an accident waiting to happen. I think someone should maybe call the local Poke Child Protective Service Agency.

I want the movies to be made, so suck it GIF boy.

Because it is fucking popular?

You jealous fucker?

DAMMIT! Now I can't go to bed! Someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET!

It doesn't look like it falls to anyone besides the decision of the game.