Can you stop posting spoilers without warning please?

Right because stabbing someone in an attempt to murder them is just a phase every 12 year old goes through, right?

ITT: Guess the situation in a porn video that led to the "zombie killing partner" comment.

Battlefield: Days of Future Past.

And the mission that follows buying the rifle can be done without firing it at all. :)

I would play this.

That's cool, because it was created in 2003.

Looks like it came straight out of a "How to Make a Rad Video Game" instructional tape from the mid-90's.

Too bad he tweeted today at 2:24 PM instead of 4:11 PM. That would've taken it to another level.

It's an enjoyable experience if you play with the right people, and by right I mean those that make you feel the most comfortable both with your newb assessment and communication-wise. Bless your wife, her service is appreciated.

Fact: The dig site is the same place where the moon landing was filmed.

Of course it's fake. The real copies are buried on the moon. The 5th shooter put them there.

...IT'S ACTUALLY REAL?!?!?!

A plastic tablet was also unearthed just under the topsoil:

Well, that just dropped the value of anybody who as the game from -100 to -101.

Let me make sure I have this right:

Come on man, he spells it out for you. It's D-O-Double G.

I'm guessing it had to be put on hold because the X1 version's Kinect functionality was resulting in injuries, as mere humans are not flexible enough to perform the Spider-Man-like actions it required.

Three minutes in and I'm having a hard time focusing on the content...too busy trying to figure out whether or not his glasses actually have lenses or if they're just frames.

You know one complaint about the AC franchise that I have to make is the fact that it takes itself too seriously. When AC III was set in colonial America and you had all these "Tall Tales" quests from Boon, I expected a few of them to pan out with a fuzzy image of some monster but nope, all debunked. Hell there…