LOL! Oh god. My spleen. It hurts. XD

It just means he out ran them. Dust as in eat my dust.

Starring role in a Spike Lee remake of Hot Fuzz?

Ugh, I just hope no one turns him in or spots him. Hopefully this young man got a haircut or dyed his hair like Sisqo because the cops are not going to take well to being embarrassed like that. Watching them chase him was like watching the people from Wall-E walk.

I have an honest question . Why is it a problem that Drake didn’t make his business everyone else’s business?

Bruh: “Today I thought about killing you / And I think about killing myself, and I love myself way more than I love you, so”

“They should make that nigga Uber back to Cleveland. And not for Game 3. I mean right now.”

To all of you who are so emotionally invested in this beef, GET A FUCKIN LIFE. This stuff is so irrelevant.

“You can’t win, you can’t break even, and you can’t get out of the game.” The Scarecrow; from The Wiz.

Of all the things I’ve read on this site, this is by far the most horrifying thing I’ve seen.

Maybe Drake and Pusha T should get together and talk to try to resolve their differences.

Bamboozled was an equally crappy movie.

I heard an interview w/Laurie Metcalf on NPR where she basically waved it all off saying that she thinks this is just a persona that Roseanne puts on. All I could think was, is that supposed to make it OK?

I am not getting the issue people are having with a black actor doing a project where he was in blackface to try and point out the inequity that black actors face.

Dan and Jackie were ALWAYS the best characters on the show

I love it when Jezebel does a post about hip hop beef. I get a kick out of reading the comments. I distinctly remember when Jez wrote something about the shellacking Remy Ma gave Nicki and a commenter left a comment sincerely saying Nicki Minaj should call the police.

I’m sorry about your aunty. While there may not be a cure, at least treatments are getting better.

Talking about how much time a guy with MS has... Even the devil was like “come on man, that’s fucked up.”

Sarcasm, say it with me.

Sykes just quit a hit show with a sure-fire big paycheck and you’re still finding a way to shit on her.