You're sounding a lot like Pippa Tips!

When I was overweight, I made the mistake of living with my sister. I poured myself a bowl of cereal and while I was pouring, she literally took the box out of my hands and closed it.

I'm not surprised. After all John McCain did put "women's health" in air quotes when he answered a question about abortion.

This is what happens when you hit 70 years old and the only men who have ever had true power in your world looked just like you.

Not a defense attorney, but your comment made me wonder. How on earth would his defense lawyer cross-examine the witnesses?

HA! My mom still thinks that rape happens because women walk around alone at night.

You're right that it is a fairly broad personality trait. That's the problem. You don't sound like you're intentionally misleading people, but a close friend's analysis could help you. Like with my friend and the "world traveled" BS...she honestly thought she was until I cited some people who I thought better fit…

This photo makes me want to cry. And when I do, I will sob into pink, glittery tissues.

Pink toolboxes. Seriously. I've seen them in Home Depot, Sears (the Original Pink Box! That's what it's called!), and Lowes. They're right next to the regular toolboxes.

What are you honest about that you feel is a deterrent? Stinky feet? Unemployment? Love of furries?

My guess is those racists, homophobes, and sexists don't actually think they are bigots.

I know, right? I'm trying imagine someone look at a list of dealbreakers and thinking, "Oh wait...I am a little psycho. I'm completely selfish all the time. I'm utterly unaware of myself. I do have needy tendencies because I'm just that awesome. I totally don't let things go. Welp, I guess I'm not fit for this…

That's why I chuckle at the Match descriptions: slender or athletic. Show me a woman who would identify as such! PLEASE! AT ONCE!

Ugh god yes this!

For people who lie about obvious characteristics (age, height, weight, occupation, income, etc.), I'll grant you that. But it's more complicated than that with everything else.

I always imagined this was Rick Santorum's reaction to finding out that women could vote.

Serious question. Would you ever describe anyone as "my black best friend"?

Found what I was looking for!

I get ragey when my girlfriends talk about having a gay guy for a best friend. They need someone to go shopping with or talk about guys or pick out clothes — as if every single gay man is imbued with such powers. I blamed the RHO franchise and Will & Grace for starting this nonsense.

God yes. This phrase irritates me just as "X lost a battle with [condition]" implying that X just gave up or something. Plus I hate to think what it means for those who aren't strong enough.