Whereas with my ex he was very selective about when he'd be social. If the situation involved his original idea or friends or family or coworkers, then he'd be all charm and wit. If it anything was my idea or friends or family or coworkers, he'd literally sit in a corner, refuse to make eye contact, and give one…

Some creeper on the subway was giving me a gross up and down look. Then another moderately attractive woman got on too. Right before his stop, he stood up and said, "Wow. You two look great. Like supermodels! You look just like supermodels." We both just looked at him with a "Whaaaaa...?" Expression. I looked…

Or a generic shot of the Vanderbilt campus. I've resorted to recognizable buildings rather than people for sensitive topics like this one.

I know Jez needed a stock photo, but you should really be careful with shots like these. You inadvertently imply that THESE people in the photo are the accused.

I hate to make like Dwight Schrute here but...

You're lucky. My ex ended our "engagement" in counseling by saying that he : never wanted to do this, only did it to make me happy, and never really wanted to be with me. He even said he was actively planning to not show up on our wedding day. My family lost a lot of money, and he knew the whole time he was going…

"I don’t hate my own sex or anything..."

WTF? That's so unsanitary. I would have taken pictures and reported it to the Department of Health.

I mean he uses it all the time in his column. If you're not a regular, you wouldn't see it. I like his stuff otherwise. I just feel like people who really want to tout themselves as experts or "kinksters" or whatever will use it.

Yes but he has thrown around this term so much that I don't think most people even know what it means anymore. [SEE ALSO: ironic]

It's also relative to what you know. I dated a guy who had two half brothers from his dad's second marriage. Those kids were 10 and 12. In the three hours I spent with them, they: called a girl in their class a "slut" because she wouldn't let one of them "touch [her] fucking tits"; they farted in public constantly;…

Yet acting like they were doing these children a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge favor in the name of God. I have to admit, it's a pretty easy bubble for your crimes. I mean, you're an Evangelical with good intentions. How could you do any wrong?

I just want to say...I love Jeremy Kyle. As an American, I got issues understanding some of his guests but...THAT IS A GREAT SHOW!

"...it came off as being more oriented toward recruiting for the church rather than providing children with loving, comfortable homes..."

Okay I just read that Mother Jones article. Ho. Lee. Crap.

Okay Perry completely (maybe intentionally) misses the point about legal abortion.

HEY! It's not a beauty pageant! It's a scholarship program!

This gift makes me want to boil myself in bleach.

What were the roadblocks to adopting domestically?

I completely agree! Hunger and poverty are never going to go away unless the ROOT CAUSES (corruption, bribery, megalomaniacs, banana republics, etc.) are addressed. There is enough food to feed every man, woman, and child on this planet. Supply ain't the problem.