Third world countries? I do it right here! Add potatoes and leftover rice to my taco meat, mix in a ton of diced veggies and oats to my meatloaf, and any dish where rice is involved is typically 90% rice with the lightest helping of meat I can get away with. It stretches everything out, and adds that much needed bit…

I've been saying for a while that this should happen. It's not that demanding of a game, and it's popular enough. As long as they can mostly meet 60 fps, then it should be fine.

I work in a restaurant. There is nothing about this game that isn’t stressful to me. I don’t need any of this in my life, and I’m avoiding it like the plague.

Goodness! I’m not sure what’s going on with my head right now, but it took a good seven or eight re-reads through this sentence before it finally made sense.

There is theistic and atheistic Satanism. Theistic, of course, worships Satan as a god, and is largely made up of edgy high school kids who fall out of it after a few years. Atheistic Satanism uses Satan as a symbol that contradicts traditional Christian values and challenges the concepts of sin, worship, and faith in…

The place I work at has 50% employee discounts both on and off the clock, and trainers, shift leads, BOH, and anyone who has to work a double get free food when working. It’s not bad. We’re not supposed to get any up-charges on our shift meals, but some managers will let the kitchen know to add something that isn’t on…

And just like that, half of my usuals are no longer even an option. Shit, guess I’ll be going to Taco Bell a lot less.

Trying to please both sides is just going to make both sides hate you. As for me, I think the content is very 90s, and has aged terribly, but I’m also not so thin skinned as to be truly outraged over it. The game is great, and one bad apple (or two, I guess) isn’t ruining this game for me.

A Link to the Past. It’s quite possibly the finest game in existence, and it happens to be the third installment in my favorite franchise.

I mean, it’s not a popular IP anymore. Bethesda made sure of that.

I passed on it, but I always assumed it was because I didn’t like live action kids programming. Cartoons, amitire?

I tried it a few weeks back. It was good, but I thought to myself “I’d rather have a Chick-Fil-A sandwich”. I thought it was strange that my mind immediately compared it so clearly to another fast food sandwich, but it happened. So I guess I respectfully disagree.

Frankly, I’ve always been a fan of the Patty Melt’s gunpowdery flavor. Always puts a red, white, and blue tear in my eye (though mostly just red).

Yes, they were candy-cane striped pistols (the hand grenade was, I imagine, surplus they were just trying to clear out). No, the coupon does not stack with other promotions. I tried threatening them with the grenade, but they have a policy in place against negotiating with “terrorists”. If it weren’t the best crafts…

The Node 202 was my first SFF build. I wanted to simultaneously check out the new Ryzen processors while also dip my toes into small builds. It went well, but I wasn’t completely satisfied with it, so I eventually made the machine I’m using now. It’s the Ghost S1, and it took a bit more doing, but I’m so much happier…

The Node 202 was my first SFF build. I wanted to simultaneously check out the new Ryzen processors while also dip my…

Some of us live in Texas, where every store is legally required to have firearms for sale. I walked in to my local Hobby Lobby and walked out with two pistols and a hand grenade. They had a special going on.

The trick to incompetence is to do it all through RP. A recent campaign featured a wizard who got an incredible loot roll and got some boots of flying early on, and he despised my bard’s constant goofs and apparent inability to not be a clown or an embarrassment. Any time I did something to that end, he had a passive…

Hey, I’ve dreamed of the day that I own my own rocking chair since I was a teen. Now either that means that rocking chairs are great, or I’ve been too old for this shit for far too long.

Luke, hand over your gamer card. Opening any article with “Duke Nukem 3D has not aged well” is a damn war crime.

Modern re-releases over the last 10+ years have long since resolved that, as have source ports. Unless you’re allergic to sprites, there’s nothing to complain about. This game has aged like a fine wine, and it’s such a shame that Duke Nukem Forever aged like yogurt sitting in the sun.