My first experience was with the PS3 version. I beat the game.

I just started playing with a group of half-newbies/half-experienced players at the beginning of the year. We’ve been playing once a week, and it’s been a ton of fun. We’ve already had some exciting experiences, like our dragonborn fighter who kept cutting everything’s dick off to make a dick necklace (at her…

Had a showing of this tonight where one of the audience members asked if they could close out their tab early because the movie wasn’t bad enough to be funny. They still left, so it was clearly not a good time.

You better believe we will.

Sure. It’s still a great game. The sequel did some little improvements and fleshed out the world a little more, but it’s not really a game made to replace the first. If you liked the second title, then by all means, check out the first.

Clever troll or misinformed comment?

I was a part of several large clans, including a couple of alpha tribes. I saw what it looks like when a large group comes together to dominate servers. But I’m too individualistic to get any joy out of that experience, so I stopped playing.

That’s what turned me off from the game. I spent a ton of time with it (107 hours, according to Steam), but I can’t/won’t spend literally a full day taming one dinosaur. The grind in that game is ridiculous, and I can’t enjoy it. If it’s Ark Lite, I’m all in. I want to play more Ark, but I don’t have that kind of time…

Oh, it’s a phone game.

The map looks neat, and I finally made up my mind about how I feel about Overwatch two days ago.

Well that’s sick as fuck. Knowing me, I would build a small form PC and shove it in there somewhere so that I wouldn’t need to rely on streaming the games, but if he’s got a wired connection, I can imagine this being a great thing to have. Pretty jealous, actually.

I see... So, uh, anyone interested in buying a GTX 1070? I swear I’ll keep the price under a grand.

That’s a pretty insane mark-up. I got my 1080 around the same price, but I haven’t really considered selling it. I have been wanting to sell my 1070, though, so maybe it’s the time to get on that.

That’s actually not a bad idea. Pre-builds are fine if you’re going for low or mid-end machines, but until this inflation kicked in, high-end machines were usually better off being done personally. With things the way they are, it’s definitely starting to look like this is the way to go, and at the very least, you…

I vaguely recall something about a culture where people remove their shoes before killing themselves by jumping from a high place. Maybe that’s what they’re alluding to here? As for the washboard, I haven’t a clue.

So you’re telling me that if I burn my house down and tweet out a pic of a game I like, I too can get some sick autographed swag?

It’s such a harsh thing. I love what I see in Tiny Metal, but I cannot support that kind of dev dickery. I really need Nintendo to make a new Advance Wars.

I love a good base race.

I am entertained that a pic of a 550 Ti was used for the overclocking segment, because I still have that very same card. Not sure why I’m still holding on to it, tbh...

Oh! The BotW Boss Keys episode is out? I’ve been waiting patiently for this! Mark Brown’s Game Maker’s Toolkit videos (and the Boss Keys spin-off) are so good.