"Me, two pumps in."—DingoDen.

I get what you are saying but a couple guns against two trucks full of murderers isnt going to save you.

Had to create a burner account for this one. I work in the photo business. Worked with his girlfriend on a shoot for 3 days, got to know her a bit. Of course I can't remember her name for the life of me! And I have her # saved in my phone as JGL girlfriend! I want to say her name is Amy, but don't quote me. Blonde…

Oh dude's totally gay. Even Denzel Washington was spotted in public with his wife and mistresses. Who has Joe been seen with?

What about these kinds of dick pics?

My thoughts exactly. Wish I could heart this statement multiple times.

Every time I see his smiling face my gag reflex literally kicks in. Now I need another Zantac. Zimmerman's smug fucking smile right after lunch = Bad News.

I really, really wish Jezebel would stop using this photo. That smug grin on his disgusting, fat face fills me with rage.

so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.

So basically this is a PR stunt to help along all the bigots who already think he's a hero: In which 'Poor George' proves that he is just looking out for everybody by...helping out with a traffic accident in which nobody was even injured, and most likely everybody was white....WOW.

So our source on this is the Sanford PD, which also decided that a guy who shot an unarmed kid could just merrily skip on home (with his gun) because he said he had his reasons?

emerged from hiding to save a stranger from an overturned truck and then disappear again into the night like the goddamn Batman.

OH SHIT guess all is forgiven then.

I just want the Purple Wedding. And Stoneheart.

Is this his own fantasy of himself as Joffrey Baratheon?

I'm seriously wondering if he's actually in on the joke and this is a big fuck you to that tumblr

Complete with "o" face.

Now. Now.

Just gonna throw this one out there