Spoken like a true Texan. Is that you, Governor Perry?

Originality demands a degree of lunacy.

According to this cycle, Barajas will turn up dead soon.

This is what a world without Roe v. Wade would look like - women seeking unsafe or illegal means (whether it be drugs from Hong Kong or a coat hanger or a doctor in a back alley) of terminating their pregnancies with horrific results.

"the body of a 28-week-old infant was found"

IMPORTANT CORRECTION: it would be called a "28 week gestation fetus." FIX IT. A 28 week old infant would have been alive outside of her body for 28 weeks, and that is not what happened.

The cop should have impounded the cars, revoked their licenses for reckless driving and endangerment, and crushed their cars.

Street racing only proves one thing, who's a bigger idiot.

Who would have guess in the span of a single year, we'd have THREE of the worst series finales ever (Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood) all coming together?

Um, wut

they need it to hide the filming of the new Rand Paul for President commercial

I boned your neighbor's sister. I boned your neighbor, too. And her dog. And your mom.

Jesus fucking christ. I have NEVER understood how American can live without washing themselves. i'm glad you use a wet wipe, that sounds clean. Toilet paper does NOT.

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

I love stories like this. Nothing better than small-time crooks panicking the real world away, only to be caught eating cold beans out of the can in some disused motel off the main highway.

I don't like his comparisons to much much bigger companies with deeper pockets. Also, Apple finished their iPhone with a solid product people were happy with for quite some time before making iPads.

Creator Gary Numan, accosted by fans, says he feels safest of all in his car.

Wow what an ego this person has. They've put out 2 1/2 games and now he thinks he's on the level of HBO and WB.