God I hate cops.

The lawns and golf courses in Phoenix are such fucking monstrosities. They still aren't doing much about their water issues either. I'm so glad I left.

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Ol' Woody looks like he's copping a squat to push a serious mess here.

True. But if I was in that situation, I would want to go out swinging.

I really, really wish Jezebel would stop using this photo. That smug grin on his disgusting, fat face fills me with rage.

Joffrey Bieber polishing the pommel of his tiny, tiny sword.

Same here. Fuck them all.

The theme of 2013 in the US has been one of needless suffering and death: Sandy Hook, Zimmerman the vigilante sociopath, the murderous Drone campaign in the Middle East, the government spying on its own citizens, and now the pending execution of a mentally-disabled man. Can't say I'm proud to be an American now.

It boggles my fucking mind that people believe this kind of logic; it's like they want America to go back to Wild West justice. I'm reading comments supporting this all over Reddit and I want to smash my monitor.

After seeing this and the ruling on the Trayvon Martin case, I'm really considering it. It's hard to find anything to be proud of in America nowadays :(

This is just another example of how Christian fascists have been a bigger threat to this country more than any other homegrown or foreign terrorist. Keep digging your own grave, GOP.

Why doesn't Texas just ban women? That would solve everything. Then these sexually-repressed, Bible-thumping, overweight men can fulfill their fantasies of fucking each other.

I deleted it a month ago and really don't miss it. It's one less distraction and time-waster.

Managing your Facebook page has turned into a part-time job.

Why are Americans so afraid of sexuality and the human body?

Wow, your selections were spot-on with my celebrity crushes/man-crushes. Tee-hee-tee-hee!

For them, it doesn't even come close to the comedic stylings of Family Guy and Two and a Half Men.

Ugh, I wish they would bring it back on Gawker. That place is a fucking nightmare now.