Wealth = no debt.

How many times are you going to push the same stories and products..? I know.. all you 20 somethings LOVE your Casper twin mattress in your studio lofts... for the 50 somethings out in the real world... a King bed costing $4000 is not something we would buy!

How many times are you going to push the same stories and products..? I know.. all you 20 somethings LOVE your…

Dear Lifehacker,

Zero. You know someone who will pay me for stuff like this? Hard to believe it, but I actually wrote this to try and help people.

Lol. You should've seen how hard it was to pick the color on my ACR... THAT was hard. And still, so little empathy...

Your life sounds hard

Believe it or not, Queensryche actually did a pretty decent cover of this. I know, right?

I just got into the habit right before Xmas this past year, but I find that it looks better once it’s grown back a bit; in truth, I need a better set of clippers so there can be a bit more styling involved, and also so they don’t die mid-buzz as they’ve threatened to do on multiple occasions.

Once a month with a pair of clippers for the past 12 years. Probably saved about $3,000 lifetime. Of course, I’ve wasted 10x as much on other shit.

I’m fully aware of everything in this article. I however, still choose to shower every day because despite commonly held belief, I am not in fact a goddamn savage.

You’re my new best friend.

It’s legally mandated that this music play to accompany the desktop:

Here, read here for intelligent defense magazine/news artivles, no paywall like janes: http://www.sldinfo.com/ but tyler’s probably looking for a new job, it was bad enough he had to stoop to the gawker editorial themes and reading his pre gawker and recent writing, he clearly did... his last attack on the F-35 and…

Hahaha you beat me to it.

PROBLEM SOLVED I’M KEEPING MY MONEY

This is probably the best Kinja I’ve ever read. Thank you.

There is! It’s called “not buying milk and having this problem in the first fucking place”

Yes, it does matter

The end result will depend on the color of the zip ties that you use. If you want a white finish use white zip ties. If you want black finish then use black zip ties.

If you used blue zip ties but got a red finish ... you have just cut yourself, find the first aid kit and call a contractor to finish…

I sit in the very back of the plane. I’ve never heard of a plane crashing tail first into anything.

Do we have to pick just one?