idk where you are in austin, but in Kyle there's a place called Milt's pit BBQ that is amazing. Also, and don't let this influence you at all in future south-of-austin BBQ adventures, Texas Pies is right next door. We live a smidge south of Kyle and run for Milt's when Lockhart/austin is just too far.

Once they're erect, the horse will bounce his dick up and down against his stomach by moving the back half of his body. It looked like a lot of work. No wonder they were so ready to go with the breeding dummy. there's probably a YouTube out there, but you'd likely have to wade through a bunch of guys jerking off a…

I used to work at an equine AI facility (Arabians). The big joke was for the guys to tell 16 year old me to go check what the noise was coming from a stall. Horse masturbation: I've seen lots of it.

INC brand at Macys worked really well for me, so if you haven't tried those, give ema try-on? And the sale prices are great. I'd mostly given up on finding a comfy pair, as my Jessica Simpson ones from TJMaxx looked good but we're very binding. The INC ones have a lot of stretch and are really soft.

It is 100 degrees here in south texas. Even the traffic signs on the highway tell people not to leave their kids in the car, and if you see kids left in a car, to call the police.

I'm mom to a kid who was exposed to meth in-utero by his first mom. Even when I am so angry at her I can hardly think, I am glad this law wasn't on the books. Junkie logic is crazy — who knows what would have happened if the hospital hadn't been a safe place for her when she delivered him.

San Antonio, Texas, about 12 years ago. Got a bill, I think for $600 or so? My dad lost his mind on the hospital/TX Rangers/Helotes PD, etc, and I never heard another word about it. Almost positive he didn't pay it, can't ask him bc he's been dead for 3 years. I didn't pay it and it didn't go on my credit/to…

I have practically the same story about Natasha Lyonne in the 90s. Except there was a blowjob involved.

Thanks! And also, it had better be - I did the pattern and the yarn!

Here's my Diamonds Go Around! Have another one finished in copper and brown, and am working on a turquoise and gold version in a silk blend.

A BOATNECK striped shirt. The boatneck kills me. kills. Me.

Omg I think of that good times episode every time I try on clothes! I think I saw it when I was 6. Seared into my brain.

Crap. I played my daughter Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen while she was enwombed. (I was grieving my father at the same time. I was as pregnant as my dad was dead! And she was due on his birthday! Fun times all around! And she was my 10th pregnancy and first live birth! No stress! Wish I'd had THIS class to make it all…

I lived down the road from Cass Ole, the horse that played the black stallion, when I was little. Every time we drove by we'd crane our necks to see if he was out. He was a good, sweet horse.

Maybe this got covered, but I did scan the thread. Since you're in a texas, did you know that alcohol isn't taxed on your restaurant bill? With a $50 bottle of wine on a $100 check , the tax will be only $4.13.

I tell people that sort of thing down here in Texas! The city I live in shuts down when it dips below freezing with precipitation, schools close, roads are closed, the weatherman goes insane. My childhood in MN I only remember the schools closing (for cold alone, not a blizzard) when it was -80ish with windchill.

Yeah, I broke down a couple of years ago and got a pair for work. But I only wear them when I'm doing wet work. And when it is raining. And when I'm at my mom's house. Or at the pottery studio. Yep, only like 70% of my waking hours. Ughhhh. But I have really wide feet with a stupid high arch, so not a lot works for…

Exactly. When my dad died there was a tiny little article in the paper and the comment section was shit like "Check his BAC," "The wife did it," and all sorts of other stuff. A couple of weeks ago my friend's husband died, and the comment section was even crazier. "God whispers before he shouts," "One dead lawyer is…

This makes me happy, not just because of the response but because now I know a correct spelling of Ahluwalia, which was the last name of my BFF when I was 9. Curses on my extra h.